Five GOLDEN Rings - A Holiday Post
"Back in the day," the fifth verse of the Twelve Days of Christmas was a resounding "Five Golden RIngs!" Golden, having two syllables fit the rhythm of the song. Now it seems that the song has morphed into "five go-old rings," forcing an extra syllable from a one syllable word. Did some high lyrical authority decide that we had to make clear that the rings were gold, and hence more valuable than mere golden [colored or perhaps plated] rings?
If so, this is a sad commentary on holiday commercial stupidity. Even a classic Christmas carol is not safe from materialist encroachment.